Note to cats
I know you're all disappointed, but I'm not going to say I'm sorry, because I'm not.
I loved the looks of pride and accomplishment on your faces when I caught the moth you all had been trying to catch for the last several hours. I know you each were happy to see the results of your long and laborious efforts to teach me to hunt properly. Heck, I was a bit astonished that none of the furniture got disturbed in any way from my efforts.
But, YOU did not catch the moth, I did, and since I was the one who was finally successful, I'm the one who got to decide what happened to it. I know you were all looking forward to hearing that satisfying crunch that comes with the kill, but yes, I'm afraid I do have to admit, I threw it outside.
In the long run, we'll all be much happier with this decision. That one moth will make more and some of those will try to enter our domain. Plus, I don't have to pick legs and wing bits from my teeth.
I hope you all will learn to accept my decision, eventually. There will be other hunts and I will join in again with equal fervor, but there are just some things I will not do and eating the remains, living or dead, of almost any accidental wildlife intruder is one of them.
The Mighty Huntress |
Posted: 03:20, Sat-9-Aug-2008 |
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*nods*
She rules! She rawrs!!
*giggles* |
Posted by LadyVisine at 08:53, Sat-9-Aug-2008 |
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| Don't worry... The glares will stop soon, and I think I let another critter in anyway, just to distract them;) |
Posted by etainne at 09:51, Sat-9-Aug-2008 |
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| The fearless moth hunter. Now if this will not become a hit at the boxoffice ... . :-) |
Posted by logis at 03:09, Tue-12-Aug-2008 |
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| :D HA! I hope you were able to convey all this to the cat. |
Posted by annmi at 06:07, Sun-17-Aug-2008 |
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