Ok, fine, I'll tell you
I've been delivering pizzas since 1987. I've had dogs bark, run out the door and down the street, guard their masters severely, flop over and ask for tummy rubs, or ignore me completely, but until a few days ago, I can honestly say this had never happened!
I went to the house. There was a chihuahua mix there. I handed over the food, accepted the credit card, and was making the copy of it when the dog gave me the moon pie eyes and whimpered a little when his owner told him to sit. Then, he got up, walked over, sniffed my shoe, lifted his leg, and let fly!
Yep, golden streams on my shoe.
You know? Not a single person at work had any idea how to clean that off so that it wouldn't encourage others to do likewise? |
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| Yikes! As funny as that is, must be pretty gross. lol. |
Posted by Chica at 08:16, Fri-21-Dec-2007 |
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| Ewww. My mother-in-laws new dog pees on my shoe every time I go to visit. Maybe it's a sign of affection? Haha. |
Posted by LauriesAsylum at 12:06, Fri-21-Dec-2007 |
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*hangs head*
Okay, I'll tell you - I laughed out loud at your story. Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww! I have no idea how to prevent it from happening again. |
Posted by DeeJay at 06:19, Sat-22-Dec-2007 |
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hahahah, ewww.
I am sure there must be something to put on it to keep other dogs from defiling you as well...I am not sure what though.
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Posted by ben at 06:30, Sun-23-Dec-2007 |
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You probably already know, seeing as you're a "critter whisperer", that little doggie was marking you as his territory! Reminds me of that old joke, "liver & cheese"...
3 dogs, a Rottie, a Shepherd and a Chihuahua are vying for the affections of a beautiful French Poodle. She tells them whichever of them can use the phrase, "liver & cheese" in a sentence the most creatively can have her heart.
The Rottie woofs, "I love liver and cheese!", to which the Poodle just barely gives him a sniff.
The Shepherd barks, "Liver and cheese is my favorite treat!", to which the Poodle just rolls her eyes.
Then the clever Chihuahua marches over to the Poodle, lifts his leg & marks her, saying, "Liver alone, boys! Cheese mine!"
I can so imagine that teeny Chihuahua that marked your shoe thinking he'd won the pizza lotter when you arrived! roflol!!! Best way to get that scent out, btw, is a new pair of shoes. |
Posted by LadyVisine at 08:45, Sun-23-Dec-2007 |
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You've made it sound very funny but I guess it wasn't so when it happened to you.
I can only think of one thing .. to discourage it, and it involves some mild but functional violence, maybe not quite suitable for the day after Christmas :-) :-P |
Posted by thyme at 01:01, Wed-26-Dec-2007 |
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| I guess the little fella wanted to stake it's claim on you....and maybe show it's affection too! |
Posted by Rubicon at 11:32, Sun-30-Dec-2007 |
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Posted by Patty at 04:51, Mon-31-Dec-2007 |
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Sorry, don't mean to laugh at your expense, but Lady V's joke has me ROFLMAO!
I think you have a new boyfriend!....and I am at a loss as to how to make sure it doesn't happen again! |
Posted by littleMissConfused at 07:40, Mon-7-Jan-2008 |
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| oh no, it's ok to laugh. I was, even at the time. :) |
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